Chants to keep you calm

The Red Sox have the best record in baseball.

The Red Sox have the biggest lead of all of the first place teams.

The Red Sox have a remaining schedule that includes a bunch of teams that the Red Sox have already beaten the crap out of.

The Red Sox have one of the best starting rotations in baseball.

The Red Sox have the best bullpen in baseball.

The Red Sox have one of the best fielding percentages in the AL.

The Yankees are the furthest back of any second place team.

The Yankees have a remaining schedule that includes a bunch of teams that have beaten the crap out of the Yankees.

The Yankees have one of the worst starting rotations in baseball.

The Yankees have one of the worst bullpens in baseball.

The World Series is won by pitching.

Barry Bonds is a cheater.