Giant Lego Man eats Giant Plastic Muffin
So Lois has a lovely post about the giant Lego man that was found someplace other than the U.S. And now CNN.com has a link to the mystery of the missing giant muffin.
I can't help but think they are related. The Lego man was hungry and hired some kids to steal a giant muffin. The kids didn't melt it. The Lego man has digested it, and that's what Lego poop must look like.
The Lego man is now a fugitive, and will be extradited from someplace that is not the U.S.
Also, I can't help but think of the GingerBread man in Shrek when the kids are being questioned about the Giant Muffin.
"Not the gum drop buttons!"