Giant Lego Man eats Giant Plastic Muffin
So Lois has a lovely post about the giant Lego man that was found someplace other than the U.S. And now CNN.com has a link to the mystery of the missing giant muffin.
I can't help but think they are related. The Lego man was hungry and hired some kids to steal a giant muffin. The kids didn't melt it. The Lego man has digested it, and that's what Lego poop must look like.
The Lego man is now a fugitive, and will be extradited from someplace that is not the U.S.
Also, I can't help but think of the GingerBread man in Shrek when the kids are being questioned about the Giant Muffin.
"Not the gum drop buttons!"
posted by bostongraf @ 8/10/2007 08:18:00 AM
13 Comments:
Good heavens! Is there even a prison big enough to hold the Lego man?
Giant Lego men, giant plastic muffins...you folks really are trying to creep me out, arentcha.
"Is there even a prison big enough to hold the Lego man?"
Yes and it's made of Duplo.
I wonder if writing this made the author giggle? I think my favorite line is "...where they found the muffin burned beyond recognition..."
::taps foot impatiently::
Two weeks!? Don't make me put you on the AWOL list...
See, I figure that Bostongraf and his fiancee are off on a grand, two-week tasting tour in preparation for their wedding. Tough job, but someone's got to do it...
Dear Mr. bostongraf,
Henry Rollins wants you to update your blog.
Sincerely,
SP
I wonder if he's noticed that he's been put on the AWOL list on my blog yet...daaaaaangerously close to being made MIA. ::coughs::
"...the AWOL list"
Yikes! I've been there. It's a cold and lonely place. There's no wine to drink and lots of suspicious looking squirrels lurking in the corners.
Post quickly, Bostongraf! Post quickly!
I made him MIA...::shakes head sadly::
I go now to update my link to "Bostograf is Silent." In California, Henry Rollins weeps.
oohhh my older legos ¡¡¡
that is anawsome story make more please
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